Just a singular torting.
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Upon request, Jezza can charm the pants off any beautiful woman in the room. Hell, you don't even need to request it, he'll do it any way!
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You know it's time to do the washing when you have to chip your undies off the floor, jump on them for half an hour so as they are pliable enough to put on, and then people keeping asking you if your wearing diapers.
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I woke up this morning with those Union City Blues.
There ain't room enough for the both of us in this town.
There ain't room enough for the both of us in this town, said the man with the lean-to hat on.
There ain't room enough for the both of us in this town, the man with the lean-to hat on whimpered.
Some sort of space age vacuum cleaner?
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Would you care to step out of the car sir?
The Galactic equivalent of the Daddos.