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Hey that reminds me, Jezza do you have your drivers license yet?
And so this is Christmas. Again.
In this modern age the believe in god is quickly been erroded by the almost religious believe that people place in their favourite sporting teams. Which is very unfortunate if you support a loser team like Tottenham Hotspur!
Ain't nothing sissy about still sleeping with a teddy bear. And I won't hear anything against it!
Jezza's standard greeting to anyone of the female persuasion.
Money makes the world go around, or so they say. So what made the world go around before money?
"It's odd how many sods end up here" Said the man behind the counter, to the obnoxious young man with the slick hair and the immaculate suit.
When all you want is to lie on a beach somewhere, (according to Jezza it must have a bar) sipping a Sex on the Beach cocktail and admiring all the beautiful women who want you, but just can't have you.
"Doggon Delilah, it was simple all you had to do was close the gate behind you. But no, you couldn't do that, and now the dogs gone!"
I hope there's no Long Island Ice Teas.
