Adopt a Newbie!!!

[TheEnigma]

What an Idea - seeing as we are all in a be nice to the newbies mood - lets take it one step further and all adopt a newbie!!!

Ideas people!

[Adasha]

Would I get a certificate and visiting priviledges like if you adopt a tiger at London Zoo?

[demons]

hey£¬my f
im free now £¬wow~
so tirde£¬im doing some programe

DS

[TheEnigma]

Originally posted by Adasha
Would I get a certificate and visiting priviledges like if you adopt a tiger at London Zoo?

LOL and a letter from them at xmas!!!

[Harra]

I´m game. Any newbies that want me to be their onboard protector and posting mentor just say so.
If I deem you worthy to enter the advanced loungelizard class you will be guided until you reach 150 posts.
(girls are vip)

[Shaggy]

I think in a lot of ways newbies can help newbies as well. I still consider myeslf a newbie, but I see other newbies ask questions that I myself have asked before. So, if I can answer them I do.

[iForgotMyPassword]

hehehehe lol But for how long huh??? jeez you guys are in a newbie mood or is it allways like this?? ADOPT a newbie lol
BTW shaggy check your mail! and the post for free work...

So who is gonna be me new parent??

[T-Skidz]

OH, OH, OH

someone adopt me !!!!!!!!

and now since you are my legal flash kit guardian.
FIx the damn script errors on Flashkit.com!

[shoebox]

Can I adopt you Enigma....... cause sometimes you show the common sense of a newbie.........

Oh sorry newbies...... I shouldn't insult you like that!

HEHEHE........ oh i'm so mean......

Actually can I adopt myself? Cause there is a part of me that will always remain a newbie..... *gushing*

......like 95 % say enig

Ok then........ I'll settle for anyone who is not going to do an elvis or an (early) BOAD on me (cause he is reforming).....

I'll adopt...... will who wants to pair off with Uncle Shoebox..... ???

Anybody?............ anybody?




Anybody...............

[TheEnigma]

that ssooooo mean - after being soooo nice to you aswell ***huff****

Right that sit im gonna go and sulk now!!!

[meltingplastic]

if you adopt me i promise not to piddle on the rug (not the fancy oriental anyway) and i'l fetch the paper for you too.

arf, arf, slobber, slobber, meow.

oops.

[TheEnigma]

Never mind piddling on the rug - go piddle on Shoebox - he deserves it for a sly remark like that

[meltingplastic]

yes master.

piddle, piddle.

[T-Skidz]

Originally posted by meltingplastic
yes master.

piddle, piddle.

you know i had to do it!!

[meltingplastic]

yeesh, i was wondering when someone was going to bring that up.



i let the dogs out.

[shoebox]

Originally posted by TheEnigma
Never mind piddling on the rug - go piddle on Shoebox - he deserves it for a sly remark like that

Oh playing Dominatrix now are we?



so he is not so much your newbie buddy as your lurid slave......
[Edited by shoebox on 11-02-2000 at 10:10 AM]

[shoebox]

oh my gosh. damn you enig! Im addicted to the newbie section now! it is like the rush you get from being a missionary in africa........ (um yeah )

missionary zeal flows through my blood!

[meltingplastic]

i am no one's slave. i just can't resist a good piddle. lol

[TheEnigma]

Originally posted by meltingplastic
i am no one's slave. i just can't resist a good piddle. lol

LOL - stop it - your giving me away - im supposed to be wprking and here you are making me laugh my ass off in front of my boss!

[phooka]

I wanted to adopt you, dear Enigma, but Shoebox overtook me and anyway, YOU DO HAVE MORE POSTS THAN I DO! GRRR!

I wanted to adopt my lord Harra, but the servant is NEVER better than is beloved master...

I wanted to adopt Markp, but I wouldn't stop laughing all day, and I do need to do some design from time to time...

I wanted to adopt lots of people, but all of them are very clever and do work lots in the help forums, like all of you...

So I have decided to adopt Flashguru, one of the newbies that needs to learn lots from us, clever ppl at coffee lounge!