Things that annoy

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 10:17 PM

When someone types lol but you know they aren't

**mouse111** · 11-10-2003, 10:27 PM

that is true....but it has become more of an expression, as in the statement was funny, but there is no acronym to describe laughing inside, so you use the next best thing

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 10:34 PM

When someone doesn't get it

**mouse111** · 11-10-2003, 10:35 PM

**hurricaneone** · 11-10-2003, 10:52 PM

lol

I swear, by the internet gods, I did actually chuckle.

**mouse111** · 11-10-2003, 10:53 PM

is it me who is being laughed at, or am i missing something here?

**hurricaneone** · 11-10-2003, 10:57 PM

I'm afraid you're missing nothing, mouse111 - you are the cause of the lol.

**pooon** · 11-10-2003, 10:58 PM

(From an e-mail I got, censored of course)

9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my
watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the
tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid
$12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If
the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

**mouse111** · 11-10-2003, 10:58 PM

how so?

i am soo

<-- and i did mean that!

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 10:58 PM

gazday issues hearty belly laugh (hbl)

**I_am_TheFlasher** · 11-10-2003, 11:01 PM

Err, I hate the saying "lol" the whole word annoys the crap outta' me, whether thay mean it or not.

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 11:02 PM

When you really try hard to antagonise someone (not related in any way to mouse 111 - honestly) and they don't bite

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by I_am_TheFlasher
Err, I hate the saying "lol" the whole word annoys the crap outta' me, whether thay mean it or not.

**hurricaneone** · 11-10-2003, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by pooon
8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

My Dad always used to say 'Make the most of it, life is short', until I turned around and said that to him.

I think he was laughing for about 2 hours - and he's never once told me again that life is short.

**nordberg** · 11-10-2003, 11:06 PM

for the love of god people, the left lane is for PASSING ONLY!

**hurricaneone** · 11-10-2003, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by nordberg
for the love of god people, the left lane is for PASSING ONLY!

You'll have to move to Europe, nords - they are very good with this one.

**mouse111** · 11-10-2003, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by nordberg
for the love of god people, the left lane is for PASSING ONLY!

i agree with that!!! i hate when there are two cars, one in the right lane and one in the left lane, both going the same speed, under the limit

**gazday** · 11-10-2003, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by hurricaneone
You'll have to move to Europe, nords - they are very good with this one.

I try to overtake on the left at least once a day. It's so much more fun when they're not expecting it!

**ViRGo_RK** · 11-10-2003, 11:22 PM

That e-mail. It sounds like something Dennis Leary would do.

**nordberg** · 11-10-2003, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by mouse111
i agree with that!!! i hate when there are two cars, one in the right lane and one in the left lane, both going the same speed, under the limit

you're right, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. the real nasty symptoms occur at a macro level. when you get people passing, in large numbers, they won't get out of the left lane for fear of losing their 'position'. eventually, the left lane has 80 - 90% of the traffic, and the right lane is mostly empty. and the worst part is that the average speed drops to about 5MPH over the limit, which makes the 90MPH driver go the same speed as the 70MPH driver...it makes for a very stressful, dangerous road. if you've driven a lot of the interstates, i'm sure you've seen it. it's actually quite amazing -- a true group psychological event...

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